I was here first

Elsa: Really guys? Are we really going to argue about this?

*Everyone ignores her anyway*

Jack: I made ice powers cool!
Frozone: I was here before it was even cool, kid!
Jack: I'm over three hundred years old! I'm no kid.
Frozone: What about when you stole Frosty the Snowman's hat? Ice powers weren't in then.
Jack: .......that was a phase.
Axel: YOLO.
Jack: Get out of here Axel, this doesn't concern you.
Axel: Just remember who was the 'in' thing before ice? FIRE baby!
Jack: Didn't Vanilla ice come first though? ICE ICE baby!
Elsa: Jack, shut up.
Jack: Yes, my queen.
Axel: Somebody's whipped.
Jack: Go burn yourself, spikey.

Screencaps by me. Official art by Disney. I don't own anything.

Based off of this: kavemandra.tumblr.com/post/723…